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Thoralf

If you're named Thoralf you probably eat raw meat for breakfast. Thoralf has a larger penis than the average scandinavian male. This fact makes him a hot object for MILF's when jogging in his speedos on the beach.
Wow, did you see that guy in speedo, he must be a Thoralf!
by Jonny Calzone April 27, 2010
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Paul Thompson

Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.
For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:

"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"
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Hammer of Thor

The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!
I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.
by style September 7, 2014
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Thompson Deep

1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.

Similar to balls deep

2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.

Similar to a deep and meaningfull
Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?

A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead
by Da Filth January 17, 2009
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thorgeous

That blow was thorgeous.
by Skyfall a.k.a. Akash March 8, 2014
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Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin
Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .
by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019
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Thorbert

A very interesting person. He studies and plays a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirts every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally discover his true self. His name contains a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare you against. He is also that type of friend that will correct you every single time (with a good intention). A vegetarian who doesn't eat meat.
Thorbert is starting to flirt again.
by Anjayani March 30, 2021
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