pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.

Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.

by driver_im8 June 18, 2009

Pun-job

When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.

"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!

by Iheartpunjab March 28, 2009

Pun-jabbed

1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).

2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.

(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)

Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."

Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.

by Michelle Spirits April 1, 2010

S-pun

a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught

Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.

by jim s. crane March 18, 2009

awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent

when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun

by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009

pun yi

a person who can't stop playing werewolf all time

a: wtf why is pun yi asking us to play werewolf again?
b: idk, I'm so sick of it tbh

by sussybakabaddie69 November 22, 2021

Punning linguist

Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus

Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist

by Kyle Taylor (punning linguist extraordinaire) May 7, 2008