Thirst Bug

An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:

1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)

3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman

The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!

Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"

"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"

by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014

thirst baiting

When someone posts a status on Facebook or twitter which then attracts thirsty comments

Did you see James status last night about the size of his penis? He was completely thirst baiting, He had all the desperate girls commenting on it.

by billboo August 19, 2015

Thirst Bucket

one who is thirsty beyond a thirst. He/she wants some pt (playing time) or some poon

1. Person A is such a thirst bucket man!!!!! He needs some pt or hes gonna get dehydrated!!!!!1

by thirst mcgirst November 8, 2007

gator thirst

A condition that a woman (or man) has when enthusiastically and wildly performing oral sex on a penis, as if displaying extreme hunger and thirst for the penis.

Ex: That bitch be sucking on my nillzz like she got the Gator Thirst!

by legendarynova January 27, 2014

Mad Thirst

It is when a person is being extra needy. When they want something they KNOW they cant have and make it obvious AKA WICKED DESPERATE.

We were at a party right? and this dude I guess forgot his beers and was mad thirst drinking ours.

by KbostonSALEM September 26, 2008

the thirst is real

When the "thirst" is in fact a reality. See "thirst"

I'm 'bout to hit up ma bitches. The thirst is real!

by stefster3 October 31, 2013

Thirst Trap

When a someone, usually female, posts a sexy picture of themselves and "traps" thirsty admirers

Damn, did you see all the thirsty dudes commenting on Danielle's instagram photo?? Fucking thirst trap...

by Bodygoalsaf April 27, 2017