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Think he's better than everybody because he's up

The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money.
Me: Hey, what's up A.P.
A.P. : Shut up, John "Think he's better than everybody because he's up" Doe.
by T the Greek January 26, 2009
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think i care

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.
Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?
by BroadLea June 27, 2017
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Think about this dick fucko

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Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.
Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...
by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022
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.... ( Think Dots)

1.) Used to show thought during speach.

2.) Added effect, stretching out of some sort of anticipatory verbal comment.

3.) Textual indication of a breath being taken.
1.) ...... Cheese.

2.) ....... Milk.

3.) .......Ch...Chh...Ugh,...Cheese...
by The Alli June 11, 2006
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Think Outside the Box

"Think outside the box" is the phrase every douchebag boss you've ever had has said to you at least one time. "Think Outside the Box" as a phrase itself has no meaning. It literally has no useful meaning whatsoever.

What they WANT it to mean when they say it (They being of course your superiors at every job you hated when you were younger) is for you to exercise your mind and figure out the solution to a problem.

The real meaning? "I have no idea how to answer your question, so figure it out for yourself."
1.) You: Sir, I found the account you wanted me to research, but in what way am I supposed to approach a 60 year old man with no liquid assets living on social security?

Your superior who's actually awful at his AND your job: Think outside the box!

2.) You as a 3rd grader: Dad, what's 9/3?
Your dad: 2.

You as a 6th grader: Dad, if x-10 = 15, what is x?
Your dad: 25

You as a freshman in high school: Dad, if (x-10)+5(2) = 20, what is x?
Your dad: ...Think outside the box!
by Aurinax September 9, 2010
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From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies💪
Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: “ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU
by Ilikeerenscock May 22, 2022
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