An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.
Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff
by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009
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Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.
Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!
Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!
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Hannah: I just Twinky texted Ceasar!
Jeff:Wtf is a Twinky Text??
Hannah: well wouldnt You like to know!(;
Jeff:Wtf is a Twinky Text??
Hannah: well wouldnt You like to know!(;
by twinkytexter November 18, 2010
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Luke: Gosh, I can't wait to go home and read my AP Textbook!
Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.
Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.
by tills November 25, 2013
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An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
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