EDAWKT Theorem

Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, used popularly in math to show something trivial

Man#1: We know that by the EDAWKT Theorem, A^2+B^2=C^2

Man#2: Huh?

Man#1: It's the Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, stupid

by EDAWKT March 4, 2011

sullivans theorem

Sullivan was a gentleman who reviewed movies. In him film reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equivalent to the integer seven (7). While not initially intended to be used outside film review situations, it has evolved to be used for most situations where an out of ten (10) grade is applied.

I loved that movie, under Sullivans Theorem I give it a full 5/7

by TheOnlySnuff November 12, 2020

Blakers Theorem

A mathematical theorem where you get the thrid letter of cosine, cotangent, and secant to determine whether it is the reciprocal of of sin, cos, and tan.

Rumour has it the inventor of the Blakers theorem is a very good looking individual

by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

green's theorem

A theory in multivariable calculus which connects line integrals with double integrals.

She used green's theorem to solve her calculus problem.

by mvcalc July 10, 2019

Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.

The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.

by CoochPunter July 28, 2019

Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem

She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!

by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022