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wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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The Mexican Tunnel

Similar to the Dutch Oven. Holding the sheet below you and your partners neck and tigh to the bed with your inside hand, then fart and lift you inside hand to release the sheet only to pull it back down as fast as you can creating a wind type "tunnel" toward you partner for them to enjoy you "essence of anus!"
Brady I gave Cassie The Mexican Tunnel last night, she almost got sick!
by Kris51 November 9, 2011
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Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.
Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
by Cree Seven January 15, 2023
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Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
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steam tunnels

Underground tunnels made to deliver heat (in the form of steam) from a central heating plant to multiple buildings. Commonly found on college campuses. Often retrofitted with wires to deliver electricity or telecommunications. Sometimes used by students or other adventurers for recreational purposes, see urban exploration.
We found an open hatch that led into the steam tunnels, and spent a few hours exploring the campus from underground.
by Professor Slats November 1, 2008
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Light tunneling

Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.
“Dawg this song has me light tunneling pretty hard right now.”
by SmogCitizen February 5, 2019
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Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat
Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?
by Spitman209 January 18, 2011
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