Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025

Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord

Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken

by Kraken YT October 28, 2020

Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.

Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.

Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.

by Confetti17 January 3, 2020

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk

Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic

by Techno23 September 14, 2022

Kraken

it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids

OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING

by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020