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skin the fish

To manually stimulate the penis.
Every morning Gary feels horny, so he takes a bath so he can skin the fish without leaving goo on the bed.
by pentozali February 21, 2011
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Gutting the Fish

When you are having sex with a girl on her rag doggy style and it brings back fond memories of cleaning a fish as a child due to the similar smell and bloody visual.
I helped my girlfriend get off last night while I was "gutting the fish."
by Musicgamerguru March 12, 2014
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Throwing away the fish

Going bankrupt, being out of money. Being poor, not having any money.
Losing at a game.
Derived from Nintendo Monopoly. When you lose or "go bankrupt" you see an image of the Monopoly man in front of a trash can with a fish bone in his hand. Looks like he is throwing away the fish, when I think he is actually meant to be picking from the trash.
I'd love to go out tonight but I am throwing away the fish.
I really want to buy that bike, but I really threw away the fish this week.
I really threw out the fish on that one.
by Jimbers July 17, 2007
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feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
by mook February 21, 2005
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Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013
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speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina
Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.
by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012
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Spill the Fish

When a male and/or female works up enough nerves to ask someone they are attracted to out on a date and it fails miserably.
Jerry....Larry...Gary.... what even his name is, asked Janice Michelle out on a date only to Spill the Fish all over the place.
by fartymcfartfarts November 22, 2014
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