Texas

1> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks.

2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.

3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.

If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind.

Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.

As goes Texas, so goes the world.

by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005

Texas

The armpit of the United States

Why would anyone be proud to come from Texas? It's the armpit of the United States

by Justagirl :) February 4, 2010

Texas

1. As urban slang, it's used mostly to describe someone who brags about stuff that doesn't quite deserve to be bragged about.

2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.

1. Dude, Max is so Texas. He's bragging about his redneck NASCAR visor.

2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?"
"I ride my cow."
"Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."

by Mike Bonano December 22, 2004

Texas

Texas is it's own country

Texas, America, and Canada are three different countries

by CharlyChu October 28, 2018

Texas

Don't mess with it.

Don't mess with Texas.

by nxt2yoshi October 17, 2011

Texas

Cowboy hat loving hicks; that worship guns and trucks.

You know what I saw in Texas the other day, A TRUCK AND SOME GUNS.

by awesome dude333 October 25, 2016

Texas

The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003