1 definition by acceptmyfuckingdefinintion

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crappiest state in the U.S. home of rednecks like George W. Bush. crappy weather. too much land for undeserving people. Crappy music(country if you're into that type of thing) and don't forget on Thursdays it's the weekly lynching of the minorities! yeah.....
A Jedi Might be a Redneck if
* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer

* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"

* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs

* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside

* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"

* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up

* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family

Texas sucks
by acceptmyfuckingdefinintion January 07, 2009
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