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television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
by xenrax June 29, 2024
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chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other
Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦
by That guy that is me January 25, 2016
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