Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006

teenser

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

by Adronna July 19, 2003

teews

Adj
The complete opposite of sweet meaning uncool or not awsome

1st person: "Dude my French teacher just gave me an F on my last test."
2nd person: "Thats pretty teews bro."

by Guzman& Melodie October 29, 2005

Terbs

A man with a massively enormous penis that comes second to none.

He's a terbs.

by Citrushippo August 6, 2018

disposable teens

a teenager who is just a nobody a loser everyone hates them

mom whats wrong what do you think i raised a bunch of disposable teens where did i go wrong

by the disposable teen August 25, 2008

Schneebs & Tweebs

The act of getting together with one or more people and smoking the herb, otherwise known as marijuana. It is not just the act of smoking which makes "schneebs & tweebs" what it is, but the act of chilling too.

Schneebs & tweebs!!!!

by Joom Joom June 2, 2010

Teejsparkles

An internet famous queen that is perfect and lovely in every way and everyone loves him!!!

Teejsparkles? You mean that hilarious boy on twitter

by Notteejsparkles April 18, 2013