techie stupid

techie stupid- is a word that is used to describe yourself or someone else that is extremely challenged and unable to properly use modern technology i.e. cell phones, ipods, computers gaming systems, etc. Some one who can never quite figure out "applications" and has to have help to start a facebook page. Some one who has to use their child as the IT/AV boy and has to call upon them to have help with all technology possibly even the Dvd player and who is still wondering "what the heck is blue ray?" Some one who wonders how modern life has left them behind and you think twitter is the sound a birdie makes.

After I showed grandmother how to retrieve her message off of her cell phone phone she is no longer techie stupid. - or - I still can not figure out how to down load music on my ipod I am so techie stupid.

by Kimber L. A. Crabtree May 8, 2009

technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Technical Wizard

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.

Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!

by Ruikku January 11, 2012

technically correct

The best kind of correct

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct"

by Technicow April 3, 2013

Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

by rperazag June 16, 2010