tear gas

a dead band that still makes music even tho the members are dead help this dying breed of idiots

tear gas is more dead than tear gas

by ThatOneTrannyKyu March 10, 2020

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

tear checking

Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.

After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.

by rockodesocko September 24, 2011

Tear-able

Tear-able is used when referring to a beautiful woman that you would like to have sex with...a woman that is so terribly hot she's downright 'tear-able'. You simply want to 'tear' into her.

Oh man, I love Amber...she's so freakin' tear-able. I'd love to rip into the shit post-haste!!

by tee-bone2000 February 17, 2013

tear and gag

Tearing the bitch in two (see drop the hammer), whilst stifling any sound that she tries to make.

Person A: What you upto this weekend dude?
Person B: Tear and gag mate, tear and gag!
Perosn A: Word!

by deltron April 27, 2004

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Tear Trace

tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.

Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace

1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*

2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*

3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.

by Oldwisehagg June 30, 2015