teapot

replaces any other verb

i like to teapot alone in the dark

by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004

im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out

lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

Teaparty

A huge conspiracy to take over The government, bring jobs back to the USA, set term limits, bring fuel prices down, make the NSA stop spying on everybody, give vets back there retirement, legalize pot, kill the two party system, make the I.R.S unable to be used as a political weapon, allow women to defend themselves, and quite taking your money. Then leave you the fuck alone.

Btdubs they Also the have a badass flag with a rattle snake on it. (Search "gadsden flag")

Typical "Donkey"/"Elephant"/"Rhino" politician: That damn teaparty! They don't believe that I should be allowed to stay in office for ever and continue to steal the American peoples money, and they have the nerve to think I shouldn't lie to them!!! Those dirty bastards, i better tell people there racist, even though they love Allen west and he's black but oh well fuck.

by Badger,Badger,Badger December 25, 2013

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007

Teapot Tran

Name usually given to highschool girls who are completely innocent. They often feel used cuz theyre too nice and forgiving. They hate jerks, but doesnt like to call people jerks. Typically smart and mostly seen in froyo shops, sandwich shops, and/or earring shops.

OMG that teapot tran over there helped me with my WHAP exam and I think im gonna ace it, thanks to her!

by JerkChung October 30, 2011

Teapon

When you eat mad chinese food and then you piss them off in the worst way possible: toss a tampon you find in your purse into their tin teapot, watch it expand, and get it all on tape. Now that rules.

Possibly Tampax brand. Any kind really for teapon-making. Toss and listen to the angry chinese voices.

by jinjohnson December 8, 2006

teaparty

When a videogame server has only griefers left alive in the game, and don't shoot each other so the round goes on forever.

ph0ne and his team of griefiers held a teaparty after everyone else in the game had died.

by SNAFU101 April 11, 2011