tall drink of water

someone who is super fucking attractive all you can think is daaaaammmnnn

He's a tall drink of water I just wanna get my hands on.

by alaskamarieyoung February 10, 2017

tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.

That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

by arcturusprime November 19, 2010

Tall talker

A term representing someone who essentially talks alot of bullshit, but never follows through or has any sort of evidence to back up their claims.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what Joe was saying about how strong he is?

Guy 2: "Yeah, but he's a tall talker so I don't believe him."

by Greg3 March 10, 2017

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018

Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

Tall Timm

Beloved cult leader
Rest in piece

Us: Bye bye tall timm

by Biggey August 14, 2019

Tallen

He is kind , and small but has a big heart , he acts like a dick but really cares about other people , He has no friends but that does not matter , Tallen has depression but that does not stop him

That person Named Tallen is super lonely

by Blahblahdood78 October 24, 2019