When a girl is so ugly when your having sex you both put bags on your heads just incase hers falls off.
by someboreddudey June 21, 2008
Get the twobagger mug.The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.
Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)
by Paul K.S. November 23, 2009
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The emotional "baggage" carried around by an anti-gay activist who hires a rentboy for homosexual activities, and gives the excuse that he only hired the boy to "lift his luggage" (a.k.a. baggage).
A: Did you hear about George?
B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.
A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...
B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.
B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.
A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...
B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.
by drthanos2 May 8, 2010
Get the teabaggage mug.1) The continuous act of teabagging.
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
Levere's constant teabaggery has left his balls exposed to the elements
-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?
-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.
Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?
-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.
Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
by dr. seif October 15, 2011
Get the teabaggery mug.An adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break)
During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.
Some basic Teabagging participation rules
1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.
Some basic Teabagging participation rules
1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
On 04/15/09 (Tax Day) broke ass republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed mass teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases
by fauxoutrage May 2, 2009
Get the teabagging mug.The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.
Male Stripper 1: You see that old woman?
Male Stripper 2: Yeah.
MS 1: I was just teabagging her.
MS 2: That's my mom.
MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*
Male Stripper 2: Yeah.
MS 1: I was just teabagging her.
MS 2: That's my mom.
MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*
by Lizzy G December 24, 2007
Get the teabagging mug.One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.
Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.
by Dave June 18, 2006
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