tatyona

The type of person that every one wants to be. Beautiful, smart and sexy. Best in bed and all the men want to wife her.

"Oh gosh, look at Tatyona, if I were to be anyone in the world it would be her"

by TBVxo May 21, 2017

tatoniz

Pronounced: (Ta-ton-iz) Another name for a sociopath

Why you be acting like a tatoniz? Fuck off!

by guyboi69jk August 12, 2019

Car Tattoo

CAR TATTOO
Pronounced: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Urban Slang: car tatt
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a form of automotive customizing made popular by TV shows such as
Pimp My Ride, Trick My Truck, and the FAST and FURIOUS movies where
car graphics (decals) or paint are applied to the surface of the vehicle also
known as a ride or whip.

The phrase "Car Tattoo" was first defined in 2009 by HotCarTattoos.com

"Yo! Thats a really hot car tattoo on your hood!"

by HotCarTattoos.com July 13, 2009

Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."

1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.

by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009

Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.

"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."

by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012

Tattoo Tear

among southern Californian gangs A tattoo placed under the eye that is used to signify the lost of a loved one or good friend. an empty tear signifies that the loved one had been killed in murder. a filled tattoo signifies that the loved one had killed themselves or was killed in another cause (car crash, death penalty etc.). Tattoo's with a half empty top and a half full bottom means that the loved one had been murdered but their killer was murdered by the Tattoo wearer.

Rappers Lil wayne, The Game, Birdman, and DMX all sport tear tattoo's in memory of their friends. Lil Wayne has two tattoo tear's

by Johnston Carroll July 25, 2007