Noncey tash

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason

Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks

by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Phil Brown Tash

I facial hairstyle that is daft looking and used to identify people who are useless.

It is named after Football Manager Phil Brown as he famously wears the facial hairstyle while being permatanned.

Other noteable wearers of a Phil Brown tash are George Michael, Ian Forster, Dimmock and Ian's moms Son.

Look at that Phil Brown tash You are a Tool

by Ian's Mom's Special friend April 11, 2010

Dank Tash

Referring to a fine quality of herb or a high quality object

The biatch is Dank Tash

by J God January 27, 2005

tash-r-us

Tash = mustache. r-us = store. Basically a store where you can find wife-ticklers.

My wife was hiding from me the bill from tash-r-us.

by UDguest November 12, 2014

Combin' ma tash

The act of combing a ladies moustache.

'Man, she had one bushy tash, id sure like to hoin her'

by Antwan October 13, 2004

ting tong tash

a chinese women with a highly sqeaky voice, kidnapped from her homeland in china and made to live in such countries as england, spain ect. She is a very distinctive person, is ting with her pipe cleaners popping out of her hair and her eyes are just one of a kind as she draws these on almost like a cartoon character. But out of everything else in the world she loves her louie! without louie she is a insecure mess..

ting tong tash - mostly seen on episodes of little britain & snog, marry avoid. also but very rarely seen on the streets of wardle.

by sardines4dinner. July 8, 2010

Angry Dragon Monkey Tash

Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....

I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!

by Willybobo February 18, 2011