Table nine

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

by Gabe Wilson March 8, 2004

The Table

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

by KN69 September 10, 2009

Tales of Phantasia

One of the best gawddamn games on the SNES ever. It looks like a PS1 game, with voices, and cool battles sequences.

I finally beat Tales of Phantasia, and man was it hard.

by Shakal November 21, 2003

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008