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A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".
Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.
by Gabe Wilson March 08, 2004
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The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"
"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's
by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004
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