Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

touch-up

Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.

I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.

by i am me me i am November 15, 2013

touch yourself

What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!

by puddingking April 12, 2004

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

Touch of Gay

The quality or ability of making something look nice and organized in such a fashion that it would only come natural to a gay man.

"Wow Henry, that cookie platter looks nice with intricate pattern of the frosting and layout of the different colors. You really have a Touch of Gay!"

by TheWiseSaw December 15, 2011

Touch Pad

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina

1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

touch my pearls

You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.

During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.

by So Fee says January 4, 2018