The Top Gun

A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.

I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS.

by Kim Dong-Illmatic May 25, 2009

Top-Gun Gay

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.

Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.

by Josepideman May 31, 2014

top gun

Old school Nintendo game. Known for the level where you would have to try and refuel the plane to no avail. Should you somehow pass this level, you would then have to try and land the damn plane on the Carrier.

"I just refueled the plane! Time to restart"
"*awed silence*"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

Top Gun Sequel

A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.

"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"

by Tito Rigatoni December 15, 2011

Top Gunning

The act of going to a girl's/guy's house, for the first time, for a date, and immediately asking to use the shower upon arrival.

Bro that beach volley ball game was sick! I'm totally top gunning it when I get to this girl's house.

by Khous655 January 10, 2014

Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021

Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006