toolson

The son of a tool.

Father to son: "Brian, you are a toolson!"

Brian: "Doesn't that make me the son of a tool which therefore makes you a tool?"

by Dr. Funkenstein! November 9, 2012

toolismatic

It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.

X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.

by WonderLandCA July 12, 2013

tooltown

A grouping of puds, dweebs, and zeroes that drains all energy from the space they are in and otherwise destroys any chance of coolness in their immediate area

We bailed early from the party because it was tooltown up in there

by OhSoThaddy May 14, 2015

toolify

To turn something into a tool

I need to toolify this idea

by the-vocabulatoriser October 10, 2015

Toeliosis

When someone has some fucked up looking toes that should never see the light of day.

Damn! That dude in the sandals has toeliosis!

by Erocypsi May 9, 2016

toolboy

The combination of a tool and a fuckboy. A guy who is a weak ass bitch who isn't about shit, but he'll make it seem like he is. He will be a jackass because he thinks it makes him look cool. He will do anything he can to receive attention even if it makes him look dumb.

Damn, Brandon is such a toolboy! He picks on Anthony and Chandler because he thinks he's cool or something. He's so stupid!

by Kaqh July 23, 2016

Toliosi

A feeling you get when u masturbate to furry porn

Man i feel toliosi , i think i should stop watching furry porn

by mamadzagliluka April 22, 2019