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tookie

Damn, Tookie's on death row for killin' all them Bloodz.
by White Out April 12, 2004
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stanley "tookie" williams

The co-founder of the crips.
"Tookie is the founder of the crips cuz"
by YoungG253 July 1, 2005
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toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity
" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"
by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008
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Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.
A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.
by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005
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Toonie Slide

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.
I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.
by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009
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Tootie

At a strip club you are bound to see a little tootie....In fact you are bound to see a BIG tootie too...
by TMaC March 21, 2004
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toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009
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