Toobin'

To emulate the act of accidentally masturbating on a professional Zoom call, a la legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Dude, I didn't realize the camera was on and my whole project team caught be toobin'.

by Archipelago October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

Toobin’

(v.) Jerking it while on a Zoom work call.

Jeffrey was toobin’ like a beast during the New Yorker meeting. He said he thought his cam was off, but come on!

by JennOSyde October 20, 2020

toobin

To masturbate while on a WebEX or Zoom call with the camera turned on

CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey T. was caught toobin while on a Zoom call discussing a 2020 election simulation

by burben October 19, 2020

Toobin

Ending your Career While Whipping it out for the Zoom Call to See

Toobin is a pandemic Reubens but on a Zoom Call and not in a movie theatre;
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.

by KennethBone October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jackin
Fappin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah

by 212person October 19, 2020