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Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.
Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
by Notatumah! August 18, 2013
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Tooberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis
by David Hawaii May 3, 2007
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toobing

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!
Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!
by Jay229 November 17, 2014
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Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.
"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."
by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010
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toobooninating

toobooninating is when someone is hogging the computer and wont let another person get on. this sometimes occurs when the toobooninater is making up a definition on urban dictionary. and the toobooninatee is waiting and wont stop talking to them and nagging them to get off so that he/she/it/ can get on myspace then go to the bk lounge.
stop toobooninating, i got to go to bk lounge soon!
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Toobin

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"
by fabulogue October 19, 2020
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Toobin

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)
Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!
by TehDude7 October 19, 2020
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