tolliekop

someone that thinks with there penis

friend: i cant wait to put my penis in a ostrich
friend 2: no dude stop being a tolliekop

by noah2steezy December 26, 2022

toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008

Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

by Torgera January 17, 2012

trollier than thou

When two or more Internet Trolls are arguing and one of them implies that they are the more moral party in the given situation.

N00b247 was arguing last night with s373n. N00b247 went "Trollier than thou" on s373n when discussing politics.

by Flash312 November 18, 2016

toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

tolleyed

after rolling a joint containing; methamphetamine, crack cocaine, black tar heroin, PCP, cannabis, DMT,

"hawkins and tj were completely tolleyed this weekend"

by grandpa charles October 8, 2019

Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

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by Bill June 26, 2004