tit fuck

The act of inserting the penis between two tits and fucking them.

John fucked shirly's tits.

by Wheefun April 12, 2003

tit boots

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.

wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!

by araeos October 26, 2010

tit taggin

taggin urself as some girls tits on Facebook.

dude i was tit taggin that one girls tits on facebook and she was pissed :D

by lolz bastards xD September 26, 2011

tit fit

A phenomenon that originally occurred in a small neighborhood known as Germantown, located in Quincy, Mass. A tit fit is when two G-Town mothers square off in the street with babies in hand, and throw punches at each other in a cyclonic fashion. As they fight, the saddle bags they call tits plop out of their shirts, wife beaters, etc., and seem to a have a mind of their own. Eventually, the women can stop punching with their hands, allowing their boobs to battle it out, which at some point look like two sets of helicopter blades smashing into each other. The welfare recipient left standing is usually considered the victor... But considering that the women must slither back into the shithole they call home, and probably catch a worse ass kicking from one of their baby daddies, neither should be too happy with the outcome.

Linda and Katie-Lynn were brawlin down the basketball courts when Katie-Lynn's shirt got ripped and she had the biggest tit fit. Them titties were flippin and a floppin errrr wherrr!!

by tommybombs May 24, 2015

tit envy

The resentful and threatened attitudes exhibited by a woman towards another woman that is attractive and specifically has nice tits.

I couldn't figure out why Mary was always talking shit about Lisa, and then I realized that it was because Mary had tit envy. She didn't want another girl getting all the attention.

by Titty Luvr January 2, 2008

Tit Queen

A chick who is defined by her very large, sexy tits. Most Tit Queens are young and stacked and just love showing off their huge tits to tease guys.

"Look at Pam, that Tit Queen, showing off those big tits of hers!"

by Franklin Mint February 1, 2004

tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).

noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber

by krodes November 7, 2011