ford wrench

a large hammer used to fix a ford, or anything else for that matter, pretty much the universal tool, aside from duct tape.

none of these ratchets fit, go grab me the ford wrench.

by J.Flo October 28, 2006

cock wrench

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.

when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

vaginal wrench

The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.

My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.

Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.

by Spirit Bear February 08, 2014

Gangley Wrench

A slang term for marijuana, used mostly to purchase a certain amount.

Joe:"Hey man, could I borrow an 1/8 (1/4 ect.) inch gangley wrench?"

Larry:"sure thing."

Joe:"I'm going over to Bob's to borrow a gangley wrench."

Wife:"alright honey, suppers at 6."

by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009

condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 06, 2006

allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.

We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"

by smarms September 04, 2005

torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!

"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.

by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008