adam wire

Hater who thinks his fantasy football team is good, when it is not.

Hey bro, don't act like adam wire or you'll get swiss cheesed up!

by onearmedbandit1 October 3, 2012

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

Wire Taster

You or your a retarded person strips a live wire as sucks on it

Yo Retard your a wire taster.

by aswdxzyttgcvbjk February 18, 2020

Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username May 12, 2007

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 20, 2008

flip wire

That fine,fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered.

That guy isn't driving. He tripped the flip wire 3 shots ago.

by G Evans January 10, 2009