Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.

When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.

by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Newman

Newman is such an amazing uber driver who will ensure your ride is enjoyable and entertaning. Newman also has big dick energy. Hes his own newman.

Newman-"r u hungery want some cat"
Passenger-"oh my favorite thanks"

by Joshua begal July 29, 2019

Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

THE NEWMAN

To get pied by multiple girls.

Can't believe you got The Newman.

by KAreKkjhdhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjg June 7, 2018

Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.

She Newmaned me again..

by Poopwood October 14, 2021