Governer

A term for a really fat kid who has bad facial hair and plays Yu-Gi-Oh. They are commonly seen in highschools and are known to wear really hideous clothing. Oh, and they're really loud and drive ugly ass crappy white cars. Falls in love with fat ugly chicks over the internet and calls them his girlfriend.
I wish that that Governer would shut the fuck up because he's so loud, fat and annoying.

Hey look! It's a Governer, oh my god I just puked a little in my mouth.

Oh man that Governer is so big he can't fit through the cafeteria door.
by Debora September 02, 2007
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government

Something that is supposed to protect people but has turned into a conspiracy of beurocracies, dishonesty, waste—and has grown so big and so out of control and repeatedly oversteps its bounds. It has grown so big that it has invaded pro sports, the bedroom, your car, your body, healthcare, education, fitness (yes, fitness) and big business. It now is a giant vampire and now wants to suck your blood and control your life from the cradle to the casket.
Government sucks and we would be much better off without it. Although we need some of it, it works when it does what it is designed to do.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 26, 2008
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Government

A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.
Our Government is a group of cowards and thieves, but I repeat myself.
by Tomicus May 17, 2009
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government

An unfortunately necessary evil designed to solve prisoner's dilemma-type problems. The various systems of government include:
Monarchy
Democracy
Republic (called a Representative Democracy in America)
Dictatorship
Communism
Socialism
Anarchy (Note: technically lack of government)

And various mixes of all the above.
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
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government

An evil cult of Deists,Pagans and atheists who owned slaves,slaughtered the Indians and stole their land,started the KKK and blamed everything on Christianity because they all hate Christianity because it's the truth.And so they've taught you selective history and crammed their twisted Darwinian beilefs and Big Bang bullshit theories down your throat while lying their asses off to you getting you to loathe Christianity by doing every evil in it's name when they really secretly loathe it for it's good values.
Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?
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government

An excess amount of information about a person.
Bob: Her middle name is Alysha
Bill: Yo, why you givin' out all her government like that.
by Alex Howard May 08, 2006
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