Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.

Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
boner testosterone

by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014

testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

by bateworld June 29, 2014

testosterstoned

when you or a buddy is so horny or craving sex to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone

guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned

by Propter August 10, 2014

Testosticles

When someone has guts/balls to do something brave/dumbass.

Dude you must have testosticles for running across eight lanes of traffic

by Hoodphrase March 22, 2016

Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

TestoGuru

Any male that lives next to a lesbian couple. Often sought for advice on raising male children, or as a checkpoint/soundboard for the juxtaposition of female/male lifestyles.

The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.

"Xabder is out of control. He won't play sports with the other boys. He won't finish his meals. Are we losing him?"

"He's 9."

"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."

"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."

"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."

"Make sure to be subtle.."

by paul z ated August 2, 2016

testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016