tared

basically a running joke me and my friend come up with and it means give me so like tared me vbucks NOW poo poo pee pee amogus sus E aaaaaaaa

guy 1: "tared me vbucks NOW" guy 2: "no"

by fardface69420 September 26, 2022

Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

by PhadeNot January 16, 2016

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded

Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.

by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020

Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded

Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.

by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023

Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

Any day of the year when every person you encounter act like they're complete

Morons !!!

" every person I've came across today are acting like total morons, it must be Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

by anonymous February 14, 2022

crack-tarded

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

by baby's mama July 20, 2011