Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

TARDIS

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve

:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY

by Mauf56 May 10, 2020

Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022