Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

ella swygert

a super cool person who likes biology and has the humor of a 11 year old boy.

you know ella swygert?
yeah bro she’s super swag and likes biology

by ahscool July 11, 2021

King Swinger

Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.

"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"

by Kerser2 August 4, 2021

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003

da swiper

cute brunette that has been accused of having great "you know what im talkin bouts" because she stole them from her friends who are now flat chested. known for taking care of goobers as is often coupled with one.

da swiper better take care of her goober that ran into too many trees on a snowboard.

by senor goobtastic January 10, 2011

Shigeru Miyamoto

Called by many as the Godfather of Video games. He has made very succesful and popular games for Nintendo such as Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda,Donkey Kong, and many more.

Shigeru Miyamoto, because he can.

Search Biographies if in need of a biography of him

by Kidevil March 17, 2008