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Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.
My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.
by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018
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crackhead speed

crackhead speed- a person who runs fast like a crackhead
by gfdfdgf May 10, 2019
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giving a speech

when someone pukes after drinking too much
dude, leave him alone, he's giving a speech
by Zimmer January 20, 2005
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Speed of gay

Common frase used by otakus and other bl “shippers”, The term means to move at a speed in which is only achievable by being, supporting (shipping) or reading something, with a seance of urgency
Maya: did you read insert LGBT WEBTOON last night?
Kat: omg ye,I came at the speed of gay
by GREEKGEEKGAMER February 22, 2020
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Text speech

Noun

1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:

-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.

Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<

While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.

2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
Jesse: Oh sorry, berb.
Marcus: What??

20 minutes later

Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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high speed dirt

its on countdown to extinction, track 8 is called high speed dirt
by bbbigbossbb October 16, 2005
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Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.
My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.
by South Illinois December 29, 2010
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