Energetic Student

A student who goes beyond the requirements of a lecture and solves proofs or other example that the professor skips over in lecture.

Student: "Dr. Arnold, could you explain how we go from omega to gamma?"

Prof.: "I will leave that to the energetic student."

by Big Jay Mr. MSR October 18, 2012

watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 30, 2017

Bad Student

(n.) Someone who isn't prepared for class, eg. forgot materials needed to complete assignments or someone not paying attention in class

Person 1: Dude can you toss me a pencil? I forgot mine

Person 2: My god, you are such a bad student

by theheccindoggogoesbork June 4, 2018

student ghetto

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)

Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."

by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011

sludge

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.

I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.

by miss milk December 12, 2010

squdge

Squdge is a tight, non-sexual hug, such as one would give a loved family member or close friend.

Grandma: "Oh sweetie, come give us a squdge."

by Algor_Langeaux June 18, 2013

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007