Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019

Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

stumpeis

how a mexican person says stump which means penis

starla: “all dicks are ugly, they look like stumps”
matiya: “lmaooo”
starla: “STUMPEIS”

by usuckcocks69 August 13, 2021

Trumpetspree

wake a dumb up a bit!

Oh come one, how you could don't understand that! You need a strong Trumpetspree

by Cerny Ruze July 17, 2022

Trumpets

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet

(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.

by EasyEnough September 29, 2022

strupes

The written form of sucking teeth.

Thank you, I appreciate your business. Strupes.

by Mitbvi May 9, 2023