strapped

Wearing an Athletic Supporter (aka Jockstrap).

When an Athletic Coach tells his team or physical education (P.E.) class to get dressed into their athletic gear, he might say, "You guys stop screwing around and get strapped."

by ADavis September 26, 2006

strapped

when your waste band is lined with candy you bought at a grocery store because the candy at the movie theater is far too expensive.

friend: hey you want some treats after we get our tickets.

you: na man i came strapped.

by wise1111 June 26, 2010

strapped

To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.

John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.

by Splur Gang September 18, 2018

scrumpledina

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

by Busaman June 27, 2009

Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010