Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.

A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*

by Ami-chan August 2, 2010

Steaked

When you fight someone and you win.

"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"

by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017

Steaker

The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.

After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.

by blutarsky January 12, 2008

sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

by derbyroller October 12, 2010

strafe

To move from side to side, usually for shooting or evading. Used for many FPS games.

Nobody ever used the word strafe before they put it in video games!

You can avoid them by strafing.

by Nero7x December 26, 2005

wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

Stake

A fake stoner usually from 15-17 years old, always brags about he/she is always high. Usually posting on facebook status with misspelled words like, "Am sooo hiii" "Im happy cuz im high" "dum haterz dont now about weed." Always annoying you when you are talking about something and they're always bringing weed up.

Stop trying to be a stoner, STAKE!

by Transforme July 8, 2011