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Baggage Stock

"Baggage stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "baggage stock" are the draft horses used to move the circus wagons between the train and the lot and in the circus parade. The other is "Ring Stock".
Baggage stock don't have stalls.
by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008
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Stock Answer

A generic answer to a boring question issued often by a non-listening or apathetic person.
Woman: How was school/college/work?
Stock Answer: Fine.

Woman: How are you?
Tom: Alright.

Angry Neighbour: Have you been shagging my missus?
Tom: Nope.
by Finners December 29, 2011
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Stock Market

A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her
Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
by PapaWolf March 10, 2013
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stockpiling

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex
Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.
by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005
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Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004
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stockings

can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on
by John_iyguuyg9o8 February 16, 2010
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stockport

-Largest town in the UK.
-300,000 people
-Home to the wonderful steve coogan and the awful sarah harding.
-Full of manchester united and city fans...and the odd county fan.
by Hanny May 13, 2005
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