A private university located in California. Stanford is considered one of the United States' best schools, along with Harvard and Yale. Stanford is extremely difficult to enter. It has the lowest acceptance rate of Harvard and Yale.
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The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
Son: "Hey Dad, can you tell me what Heaven looks like?"
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
Starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).
Starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).
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You're definitely not a fan of the show if you spell it seinfield, no exceptions. the correct spelling is shown at the beginning of EVERY episode.
You're definitely not a fan of the show if you spell it seinfield, no exceptions. the correct spelling is shown at the beginning of EVERY episode.
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