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Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent
He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!
by PFD August 29, 2008
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travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.
The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.
by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015
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Stiff lip

Sucking on the head of a man's penis real hard with firm lip action.
That thot stiff lipped the shit out of my dick last night.
by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 30, 2015
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Get Stiff

Similar to "cry about it" "get fucked" and "stay mad". Used when you want to tell somebody off but don't want to curse to much.
"Marcus was blabbering on and on about the difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive and complaining about the people who use them interchangeably. I told him to get stiff and walked away."

"Get stiff."
by Scotishbroheim March 14, 2023
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wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”
Are you wiener stiff on that price?
by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022
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Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.
I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Stiff Where?

you say this when you wanna tell people that u have healthy hair.
by xXurbanxgirlXx March 4, 2021
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