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Steaming Renee

The act of pooing and vomiting ontop of someone who you are having the sexual act of 69 with
The night only realy started after I received a Steaming Renee
by MajinDozer April 20, 2011
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stealing

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To shit someone out of something for their own personal gain

To steal is to take something, especially something that does not belong to you or to do something in a quick way, hoping not to be noticed
To move, put, carry, or convey surreptitiously or stealthily (in, into, from, away, etc.)
Hey, come back here with that! He didn't steal me from you. Hey, Did Mike steal that too? Its only stealing when you get caught!
by ItsMelanieBihh July 21, 2019
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focus stealing

A very annoying feature in windows where an application foribly brings itself to the front (aka steals the focus). Can also be when you're filling out a form on a website and what part of it you've selected to enter text into suddenly changes.

A common side effect of this is when you're typing a message to someone in a messenger program and another contact messages you. In some programs, it steals the focus and half of what you were typing to the first person appears in the second persons window.

Another common side effect is when you're in a game and (as an example) you're anti virus program suddenly pops up a message saying you need to update your definitions. It's also known to happen with other programs that use pop up messages to inform you of updates.

It's also known to happen when you're surfing a page and a pop-up advertisment brings itself to the front, sometimes causing someone to accidently click on it instead of on the page they intended.

Finally, another form of focus stealing can be when you're filling out a webform and (for example) are filling out your name and suddenly the cursor moves to the e-mail field without any input from you.
A gamer is gaming when suddenly the screen goes black and he find himself on the desktop looking at a 'update this software please' pop-up.

Gamer: Damn focus stealing!
by anonymous October 25, 2004
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Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"
That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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steaming

wankered, hammered, pissed, drunk,rat-arsed, fucked, nackered, poleaxed.

full of alcohol/under the influence.
"i said let's get pissed but not steaming wankered like jeeves"
by Joshua K November 10, 2003
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wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.
My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.
by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009
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Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009
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