Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

by something2someone August 26, 2010

Walking Buff Station

A hoe that gives free blowjobs

Madalyn is a walking buff station

by TizzyTism October 27, 2017

Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place

Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?

by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.

Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering

by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016