Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.

That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!

by DavidDuck October 26, 2013

Snapple money

An insignificant amount of money relative to your income. Pocket change.

"Why doesn't her billionaire boyfriend just produce the play for her? He could do that with his Snapple money."

by chiagruff November 3, 2010

Stapley

Secret word for kinky. Use it with your friends and confuse the hell out of your mom!

Guy 1: Damn, I heard that girl is so kinky
Guy 2: Bro!? My mom is right over there!
Guy 3: Its STAPLEY when you're around parents dude!

by AngryMexi January 21, 2019

Snapple Factory

Someone who is always making tea and drama and has a lot of tea about them

Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!

Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...

by LitBitch297 March 11, 2019

staple

When you push down the safety bars extremely tight on a roller coaster or amusement park ride, often resulting in a very uncomfortable experience. People who love roller coasters will avoid stapling as much as possible, as it eliminates any possibility of airtime where they slightly float out of their seat.

People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.

Peter: Did you enjoy the Blizzard coaster?
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.

by da coaster guy October 16, 2019

sapple

when fucking manny plays the game where you have to name things in alphabetical order and he just goes- apple, bapple, capple, dapple, eapple, fapple, and so on.

Manny: Sapple!
Mom and Dad (Susan n Frank): Yaaay!
Greg Heffley : i am this close to fucking losing it

by sapple June 4, 2020

Stapledorf

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

by Stapledorf June 5, 2020