Stanley Williamson

S. W. stands for smoke weed.

instead of saying hey lets smoke weed, you say hey lets go hang out with stanley.

Brandon: Yo man what you doing today?
Chris: Nothin much man, probably hangin with stanley williamson a little later if you wanna join.
Brandon: fo sho ma nilla.

by VerySeriousBiz January 2, 2009

Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

Staples

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.

"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.

by GatMFR September 9, 2015

staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

Stanley wang

Stanley wang - used as an English name for an Asian man whose name nobody can pronounce.

Oi have you seen that new kid, Stanley wang.

by Thestanleywangguy February 19, 2018

stapleton drive

1) The street that all of the cool kids live on. If you don’t live on stapleton drive, you’re not cool.

I wish I lived on Stapleton Drive, they have such a great dynamic and bond.

by iamcumcut November 29, 2019

Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020